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Forest Whitaker: Frisked by Milano Market Employee
Posted by Native NYker in black nativity, forest whitaker, illegal search and seizure, oscar winner, oscars, winona ryder on February 16, 2013
Here’s one to top all Black History month postings. OSCAR winner and all around talent Forest Whitaker, presently in NY filming Black Nativity, was stopped and frisked by a Milano Market employee on Friday, reports TMZ. Like he was Winona Ryder’s alter ego.
Ain’t that some shit?
Story goes that Whitaker was stopped by a store employee as he made his way out of the grocer for being black while shopping and accused of shoplifting.
Christian Labella: Glad Charges Were Dropped
Posted by Native NYker in christian labella, club 1oak, LiLo, lindsay lohan, tmz on October 8, 2012
Congressional Aide Christian Labella cornered by TMZ: Glad the charges were dropped!
There are lessons one must learn the hard way. A rite of passage if you will. Like, let’s say, not star-chasing the likes of Lindsay Lohan and taking unrequested cellphone pics in the hopes of grand standing with your friends about getting to visit the whirlwind craziness that is La-Lindsay. Especially pics she might be upset by…
It won’t end well.
Case and point…? Well, Labella is just coming out of the vortex that is Lohan after he hooked-up with the troubled starlet at NYC’s 1Oak and headed back to her W Hotel quarters.
Que suspense – as if y’all weren’t aware of the story already…
Anyways…
You would think that getting to party w/ the likes of her crazy ass might suffice, but NO! Labella had to go and document his unsuspecting ring-leader in what has been said to be unflattering moments, and when Lindsay became aware of it, well, all hell broke loose.
Presently the latest news comes via TMZ who cornered the politico aspiring dumb-ass and he attempted to evade the attention. He relented and stated that he is “glad the charges have been dropped.” Following up with “no, comment.”
Oddly enough our Dictionary word of the day is Apophasis: Denial of one’s intention to speak of a subject that is in fact named.
We bet that Labella will think twice before star-chasing again and may even wish to never revisit her name…
We still think hanging with her crazy ass would be a whole lot of booze induced fun! Call us girl.
Prince Harry: Vegas Billiard Strip Down!
Posted by Native NYker in las vegas, nude pics, playboy, prince harry, ryan lochte, strip billiards, tmz on August 22, 2012
We can’t say that we are all that surprised by the surfacing of nude pics of hotness Prince Harry and some skank in Vegas during a strip billiards game this past week.
TMZ posted two doctored images, presumably from a set, and we ask them why? Why doctor them Harvey?
So much so and to the point of putting a star on that smooth bum of his? Is that really necessary?
Clearly Principeso didn’t mind letting it all air out! And we should honor his free spirit by paying it back in kind…
We hate ourselves some censorship! We do. Can’t help it.
Why even bother is our state of mind if you are going to censor the very thing that makes it worth posting?
Not judging anyone, simply making an observation is all…
We are also left wondering if Lochte was in on the strip billiards match post pool race… And if so, where are the pics?
Now, you know Harry is a freak! Cuz papi was playing strip billiards with a Group of folks. That spells a propensity for group activity if y’all know what we mean. And on top of a billiard table is a perfect spot to get down w/ a get down that comes with edges to anchor yourself on for better leverage.
We petition that they be re-posted w/out the censoring layers. And someone please tell us what the “cupping of the genitals” by Harry-licious is all about? Be free Harry. No matter, for now, they will do nicely.
Johnny Depp: Accused of Employing Thug Bodyguards
Posted by Native NYker in amber heard, bahamas international film festival, biff, johnny depp, the bahamas, tmz on December 5, 2011
Johnny Depp opts out of joining costar Amber heard at BIFF event only to see litigation developing over bodyguard thuggery
While the Bahamian International Film Festival hosted Amber Heard and an opening night screening of The Rum Diary, Johnny Depp opted out and headed to an Iggy Pop concert in LA. Duly deserved playtime – for sure. But what should have been a leisurely good time for Depp – as opposed to clocking some work time like Heard – has turned police involvement ugly.
TMZ reports that Depp’s bodyguards are facing accusations of having tackled a disabled woman who ventured a little too close to the Pirates of The Caribbean alum.
The developing legal fracas entails a filed police report made by Robyn Ecker, 52, “claiming she was celebrating her husband’s birthday at the Iggy Pop concert — treating him to $600-a-pop seats at the Palladium… and Johnny was seated right beside her, surrounded by bodyguards.”
“Ecker claims she was having a blast, dancing her face off … when she accidentally strayed a little too close to Johnny’s table,” TMZ tells us.
From Ecker’s accounts, told to LAPD, Depp’s overzealous thugs pounced — grabbing her wrists and taking her down!
Hmmmm.
And yes, Ms. Thing was drinking a bit!
Curiously enough, no word of what her alleged disability is other than to assume that she is a challenged dancer.
For all we know she could have looked like she was experiencing convulsions, causing Depp’s team to want to rush in and protect him from bodily harm by her flailing fit.
For sure there will be litigation by the accuser. Cuz, let’s face it – it has a smell of it already.
I bet he wishes he had taken his ass to the BIFF screening now…
And on a sidenote, here is a list of winners:
BIFF 2011 winners are:
New Visions
RESTLESS CITY (USA) / Director: Andrew Dosunmu
First Look
Best Feature: AMOS (The Bahamas) / Director: Karen Arthur, Thomas Neuwirth
Best Short: FIVE BONES (The Bahamas) / Director: Tyler Johnston
*Honorable mention to TALL TALE OF AN ACCIDENTAL TOURIST (The Bahamas) / Director: Jason Evans
Spirit of Freedom: Narrative
VIPS (Brazil) / Director: Toniko Melo
*Honorable mention to BETTER MUS’ COME (Jamaica) / Director: Storm Saulter
Spirit of Freedom: Documentary
MARATHON BOY (USA/UK/India) / Director: Gemma Atwal
*Honorable mention to ZERO PERCENT (USA) / Director: Tim Skousen
Short Film
HOMECOMING (USA) / Director: Gursimran Sandhu
2011 BIFF Audience Awards
Best Narrative Feature: BETTER MUS’ COME (Jamaica) / Director: Storm Saulter
Best Documentary: ON THE WINGS OF MEN (USA/The Bahamas) / Director: Calvin Dwight Harris
Kim Kardashian: Files Halloween Divorce Proceedings Against Humphries
Posted by Native NYker in divorce, kim kardashian, kris humphries, tmz on November 1, 2011
Kim Kardashian & beau Kris Humphries photographed leaving STK eatery in The Meat Packing district in NYC
The fame whore that is Kunt Kardashian officially filed for divorce on October 31st. Talk about a trick over a treat! The fan fare that culminated in an ultra-lavish multi-million dollar production has ended in a mere 72 days.
But lets be real… Which of y’all thought this was anything but another play in her endless scripted foray of “look at me” moments while cashing a check?
Well there appear to be some who are going on the attack and attempting damage control – just in case… you know, the franchise might take a hit and get canceled.
TMZ reports exclusively that the real rift extended past Kris’ desire to reside in Minnesota. Do tell! (And here we thought it was made for tv.) And that “friends” of Kunty Kardashian tell the site that Ms. Thing was” put off that Kris hired a Hollywood publicist over the weekend to work on his image.”
Sure, we buy that – a total deal breaker.
And to demonstrate how high the price of “reality” TV love really is Access reported the duo generating income from the E televised wedding special in the multi-million range. And thats not all. People Mag allegedly dished out seven figures for their exclusive cover. Reports also say that Kunty’s pre-nup has her wanting to keep all income pre & post wedding as well as the jewels. (i.e.: the multi-carat engagement ring!)
Wow! Can you say greedy Kunt?
And to think there are people without water in Africa.
Oddly enough the legal papers were filed just a week after the darling couple were taped arriving to a party in Vegas – parading around holding hands and all smiles. Hmmmm.
Well, call us jaded but we didn’t buy the bullshit from the get-go! But we sure as hell can’t process how the fuck its been sold to the public? The bitch started out in a home sex tape she assuredly “leaked” herself for the fucking attention and celebrity spin.
We think that her handlers informed her that her “marriage” was proving to be a debbie downer to bookings & she had to dissolve an arrangement that wasn’t as lucrative as first thought…
We now just simply wish that the rags would let her go away already. Would that be too much to ask of the dumbasses at the tabloids?
Chace Crawford: Pot Bust in Texas
Posted by Native NYker in chace crawford, drug bust, tmz on June 4, 2010
This has got to suck for Chace Crawford! The clean cut Gossip Girl star was busted in Plano, Texas on Marijuanna possession in the early Friday morning hours, TMZ exclusively reports.
Crawford allegedly was busted with a friend outside a pub with an unlit joint at the ready. Didn’t even get to smoke his shit!
He has since bonded out on bail. The charge runs a risk of six months in jail.
But here is the keepsake mug shot for posterity.
Being on the legalize marijuana side of the debate, I for one don’t condone wasting tax-payer $$$ on something as pety as marijuanna possession. If folks want to smoke weed – let em, dammit. Who is that hurting?
Surely there are more grievous offenses occuring in the United States than this nonsense.
But busted he was. But have you ever seen anyone’s mug shot make them look this fucking pretty? DAMN.
Chace Crawford - seen here at the 09 Elton John OSCAR Viewing Party, Busted for Pot Possesion in Tx
RTnM Hotlinks
Posted by Native NYker in britney spears, colin farrell, glee, hilary duff, hotlinks, jesus luz, paris hilton on February 25, 2010
Paris HIlton - Here Seen at The Letterman Show, Making News as She Flashes Privates - Again!
It’s another snow storm for Gotham! Damn. Let me just say that we (yes, we!) are not enjoying this especially when work is on the schedule. Add trans-Atlantic friends visiting and we are set to pull our grey hairs out (haven’t had time for Revlon…) in clumps!
So while we are having ourselves a mid-winter crisis, please enjoy these round-the-way links to some notable bits of intel. And as always, we will throw in some two cents….
LA Rag Mag: Ponders re-screening their copy of Colin Farrell’s now infamous sex-tape as they review pics from a magazing shoot with a fifties theme. (I won’t RSVP to that as I have my own copy of that glorious performance and prefer to do so in private!)
HitDanBack: Sony/Epic fires Jennifer Lopez! (I wonder if it had anything to do with her fall on that award show some months back…)
OMG Blog: Hilary Duff puts a ring on that finger and appears to give thanks to her intended on her knees! (Nothing shocking about that, shit I’d drop down to mine for anything over a carat!)
Dlisted: Joan Rivers finds Victoria Beckham vulgar! (There is something delicious about someone who has made their career on the cuspid of vulgarity pointing the finger – nothing like knowing it first hand to give you the hands up on what you speak…)
TMZ: Brings us a video of Whitney from down under. (Poor Whitney, poor, poor whitney.)
JustJared: Jesus Luz basks on the beaches of Brazil. (What he is wearing is what happens when you introduce an American culture to an otherwise uninhibited setting! He is much more attractive when wearing less!)
The Superficial: Paris Hilton flashes her vagina yet again! (Seen it once and still tryin to recover….)
CelebSlam: Britney Spears without the airbrushing out and about…. (You will need a pill to get thru this…)
Popbytes: featuring a re-edit GaGa-Glee video! (It’s a perfect blend!)
RTnM Hotlinks and Other NSFW Tidbits
Posted by Native NYker in hotlinks, peyton on January 26, 2010
Madonna and Jesus Luz Uncensored
A new photo of Madonna and a full frontal Jesus Luz has surfaced and it’s a sight to see! Good thing too, cuz my broke ass is presently dealing with some equipment issues of a tech nature and have not been able to practice my trade for a few days now.
So with a little salaciousness in mind and you guys in my thoughts, I bring you friendly links to postings worth having a look-see at… all wrapping up with an indirect good deed by Lopez Tonight’s George Lopez. And I will chime in:
OMG Blog: John Edwards’ sextape proves the onetime prez hopeful to be endowed! (Hell hathh no fury like a woman scorned or a booted DL ex-aide! I want to see this tape in the worse way…)
EthanSays: Bruce Weber’s short film opens YSL’s mens collections in Paris. (Damn if Weber can’t capture the beauty of a man!)
LA Rag Mag: Swede Alex Skarsgaard to show full frontal on True Blood! (I love that show!)
HitDanBack: Dan shows you what a gay man looks like when about to be hit in the face by a woman’s crotch. (Even I gasped! This is some scarey shit.)
CelebSlam: Different Stroke’s Gary Coleman arrested – again! (Poor little guy can’t catch a fucking break.)
TMZ: Tila Tequila looking to sell her ultra-sound pics. (Fucking skank!)
Peyton delivers vocal hotness on The Fierce Collective’s “Sex on Fire” track!
Center for HIV Law and Policy: George Lopez’s cash give-away at People’s Choice goes to a good cause! (I’m a good cause. Give me some $$$!)
RTnM Hot Links
Posted by Native NYker in ivana trump, tmz on December 28, 2009
Ivana Trump attends Victoria Secret Runway Show at The Armory
It is the last Monday of the 09 and as I haven’t taken out my trusty Canon for a hot spell so I got nothing but merryment for y’all. As such I am sharing the most interesting bits from the sphere around us and chime in.
DListed: Ivana booted off a Delta flight for showing her true face to a bunch of wayward kids! (WTF? How was she the only one booted? Sue em girl, sue!)
TMZ: old ass JFK photo on yatch with a bunch of naked women uncovered! (As if the world didn’t already know Camelot was a PR spin…. he bedded Monroe for fuck sake!)
OMG: Lady Gaga reworks her masterpiece for a Depends endorsement deal. (Brilliant, I can just see the fierce stage piece she could put together for this! Brava!)
AngryBlackBitch: Ponders and drudges forward through a holiday funk in time to get out a 2010 resolution list! (Brava, bitch! Work it out and get sum fluff back into that fro.)
JustJared: Adam Lambert stocks up on skin care products in anticipation of his NYE’s live performance. (Motherfucka should let those pores breathe for a spell!)
Celebslam: Billy Bush is a dick and not in a good way. (Bush, is there a need for anything additional said on this?)
Pope Hitler Benedict Attacked at XMas Mass
Posted by Native NYker in pope benedict xvi, tmz, vatican city on December 26, 2009
Pope Benedict XVI Rushed During Procession in Vatican City
As a non-practicing catholic (Catholic School Trauma here) this TMZ video of Pope Benedict XVI being rushed by an unidentified woman during a X-Mas mass procession, in Vatican City, gives me a tickle.
Of course the tickle is cuz I find myself straining to try to see over the dumbasses who are in the way of the video being recorded during the incident. I know it’s a video but still I try to see over someones head. LOL. But at least you can actually make out the purported attack on the one time Hitler Youth member turned leader of the Roman Catholic Church. (Envision my face as I LOL.)
The other reason it somewhat gets me to chuckle is cuz my ass wasn’t allowed to visit Vatican City during one of my few trips to Rome. (What can I tell you, I ran out of other sites to see and max’ed out my Visa and needed to fill-in some free time.) But clearly, the filtering of potential security risks at the biggest bank institution in the world does not go past a militant dress code – AIN’T THAT SOME SHIT?
The official reason given for being turned away was my inappropriate attire. Can you swallow that one? Outrageous! What kind of catholic bullshit protocol is that? (That was rhetorical as I already know it first hand – I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL!) But evidently my shorts and sandals were not deemed proper dress code and I was non too politely asked to leave. Perhaps if I had worn a dress or my old catholic school uniform it might have turned out differently but I did find a nice beach to visit instead so perhaps it was all divine…
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