Taylor Lautner stops by the David Letterman Show to plug his new Abduction flick

Before we dive into anything on Taylor Lautner lets just say it outright:  That is one piece of ass we’d risk suffocation given the opportunity to eat!  But evidently, if a certain blind items suggestion and its reader response have anything to say about it, he already has a live in beau to do the job!  This fact would certainly not impede on our willingness to do a back-flip in to that ass cuz, well, threesomes are great fun.

But let us no digress from the reason for this post.

According to Crazy Days & Nights‘ readers, the likely candidate for the “almost A-list” blind item mention is non-other than the chiseled supporting role hotness otherwise known as Jacob in the Twilight flicks.

Surprised much?  Don’t be…  The rumor has been around for quite sometime.

And, well, there does happen on that Lautner sets off the gay-dar whenever he appears – and our gay-dar is seldom wrong!  But we will concede to certain types within the gay community who would love nothing more than to appropriate twink-a-licious by-way of affirmation for the community at large.  A bit twisted really and not unlike how born-again Christians look to recruit everyone they meet to make themselves feel like the choice they have made is indeed a right one.  Piety at its worst!

The posting goes on to suggest that the closeted status is due to management and PR advice and that the blind item only feels normal at premieres.  Hmmm.  The beard thing also hasn’t panned out for buffness and his run at top-billing in a real action movie.  And this is where Lautner’s name really gets an “enter here” slot.  Taylor Swift anyone?

Sure, we think his tight physique is yummy but it ain’t no never mind to us  and we got our own real problems to contend with – we are having our own booty-call dilemmas! – which we dare say are grander than an alleged unease about being “out” in public with the lover that does real bad things with you in your boudoir.  Let blind item find his own way out that loosely closed door closet.