Victoria Beckham stops by Bergdorf's during Fashion's Night Out in NYC

Victoria Beckham is a celebrity of a magnitude that draws massive crowds all by her lonesome.  She also happens to love having her photo taken.  Seldom a day goes by that there isn’t some photo or other of the one time Spice Girl alum sashaying through some airport.

Coincidence?  Not bloody likely.

Hell, she could live in a cubby-hole at any given port – LAX, JFK, Heathrow – just pick one… 

And most of all, when she is scheduled to appear somewhere – don’t matter where or for what at this point – you need to set up a perimeter to keep the crazies at bay.

The folks at Bergdorf Goodman didn’t really anticipate the need for this protocol during her brief visit as part of Fashion’s Night Out last night. 

The result was a cluster fuck to rival all stampede style uprisings by a bunch of tween fans who get so worked up over anything celebrity that it matters little that they don’t wholeheartedly know what the center of attention is famous for…

It was little surprize when the photo op started to go wrong and security had to quickly redirect her route to prevent the twiggy-like beauty from being torn limb from limb by a bunch of gay boys and chubby girls shoving while wielding Spice Girl dolls.